The Most Meaningless Academic Jargon of the Week*
This week's GAG awards for jargon, presented by the Global Association of Garbled Academic Speakers, go to those using:
EVOCATIVE
The highly coveted GAG award allows the winners to use any jargon below in future office chat and speeches without paying copyright fees or even acknowledging the source.
Previous Winners:
REFINED METRICS
As in "If you look at the refined metrics there is no clear conclusion."
As in "If you look at the refined metrics there is no clear conclusion."
CLOSING THE CIRCLE
Other past circle themed winners include:
CIRCLE BACK
IN THE LOOP
Such deep passion for using circular metaphors in offices remains a mystery, despite several hundred doctoral dissertations and academic papers seeking answers at the top business schools in the world.
TRIANGULATE
TRIANGULATE
Another high school geometrical memory
THOUGHT EXPERIMENT
THOUGHT LEADERS
THOUGHT LEADERS
*Please note that all content in this post is fiction. Any resemblance to people or companies or their correspondence - both for-profit and non-profit - is purely coincidental,
