The Most Meaningless Business Jargon of the Week*
This week's GAG awards for jargon, presented by the Global Association of Garbled Office Speakers, go to those using:
PRODUCTIZE.
Example: "Its a great way to productize the product pipeline"
The highly coveted GAG award allows the winners to use any jargon below in future office chat and speeches without paying copyright fees or even acknowledging the source.
Previous Winners:
As in "If you look at the refined metrics there is no clear conclusion."
BESPOKE LEVEL
Example: "Prior experience at a bespoke level is required."
REFINED METRICSAs in "If you look at the refined metrics there is no clear conclusion."
CLOSING THE CIRCLE
Other past circle themed winners include:
CIRCLE BACK
IN THE LOOP
Such deep passion for using circular metaphors in offices remains a mystery, despite several hundred doctoral dissertations and academic papers seeking answers at the top business schools in the world.
TRIANGULATE
TRIANGULATE
Another high school geometrical memory
THOUGHT EXPERIMENT
THOUGHT LEADERS
DROP IN READY
THOUGHT LEADERS
DROP IN READY
*Please note that all content in this post is fiction. Any resemblance to people or companies or their correspondence - both for-profit and non-profit - is purely coincidental,
